Tuesday 25 December 2012

MY THANKSGIVING CALENDAR-MY GIFT TO GOD TODAY

IN JANUARY YOU GAVE ME LIFE
YOU GAVE ME SIGHT, TOOK ME ROUND AND SHOWED ME PLACES,
YOU GAVE ME BODY AND CLOTHED ME MARVELOUSLY,
YOU PROMOTED ME BY TAKING MY DESTINY A STEP FURTHER,
HAVING CAUSED ME TO GRADGUATE
 AS A BACHELOR OF ENGINEERING THE PREVIOUS YEAR,
LORD I SAY THANK YOU!
IN FEBRUARY YOU SENT ME FOR NYSC WITHOUT DELAY,
EVERYTHING WENT SMOOTHLY, AS I CLEARED IN SCHOOL TO GO FOR SERVICE,
LORD I SAY THANK YOU!
IN MARCH IT WAS YOU PERSONALLY TAKING ME BY MY HAND TO LEAD ME FORWARD,
YOU GAVE ME A HOME AND A FAMILY IN A LAND I KNEW NO ONE,
YOU GAVE ME A PLACE OF PRIMARY ASSIGNMENT WITH NUMEROUS BENEFITS,
AND ADDED A HOUSE OF MY OWN TO IT,
LORD I SAY THANK YOU!
IN APRIL I WAS ENTHUSED TO SEE YOU STILL MOVING AHEAD TO DO WONDERS,
TAKING ME ON A FLIGHT ON THE WINGS OF GLORY BY THE HOLY GHOST,
INDEED YOU TOOK ME HIGHER,
LORD I SAY THANK YOU!
IN MAY, THE NEWS WAS THAT MY CASE IS DIFFERENT,
YOU INCREASED ME MATERIALLY AND FINANCIALLY,
YOU GAVE ME AN OPEN CHEQUE TO SIGN,
WHEN I WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, YOU CALLED ME HIGHER FOR SERVICE IN YOUR HOUSE,
IT WAS INDEED AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE BLESSED,
WHILE I WAS STILL ABSORBING THAT,  A SCHOLARSHIP TO BE TRAINED
 FOR PROJECT MANAGEMENT CAME UP AND YOU ADDED SOME SKILLS TOO,
WHEN I WASN’T LOOKING FOR A SECONDARY ASSIGNMENT YOU GAVE ME ONE,
AND LORD I SAY THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME!
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU MY LORD? I WANT YOU TO KNOW  MY HEART IS YOURS!
THEN CAME JUNE, AND YOU TOLD ME I AM DESTINED FOR GLORY.
IT WAS INDEED A TIME OF FRESH EXPERINCE IN LIFE,
YOU TOOK ME TO PLACES, CONNECTED ME TO PEOPLE AND BLESSED PEOPLE WITH MY LIFE,
I HAD TIMES OF SHARING YOUR WORD WITH GREAT DESTINIES,
YOU STEPPED ME UP IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT BECAME IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FAIL,
I CAN’T COUNT IT ALL, LORD I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU!
THEN IT WAS JULY, THE MONTH OF MY BIRTH…
YOU ADDED ANOTHER YEAR TO MY YEARS AND TOPPED THE MEASURE OF WISDOM I COMMAND.
IT WAS INDEED A MONTH OF GOD’S WISDOM WORKS!
I SAW YOU MAKING ALL THINGS NEW, AND TOUCHING MY FAMILY IN A SUPERNATURAL WAY.
YOU INCREASED ME IN KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE--
 BY TAKING ME AND MY GROUP TO PLACES IN LOKOJA FOR OUTINGS.
YOU GAVE ME GRACE TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTH DAY LIKE NEVER BEFORE WITH MY NEW FAMILY,
AND AS WELL WITH A SPECIAL PERSONAL TREAT IN THE BEST EATRY IN TOWN… IT WAS INDEED A WOW!
NOW CAME AUGUST, IN WHICH YOU EMPOWERED ME--
 ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO BLESS DEAR ONES FINANCIALLY WITHOUT STRESS!
MY HEART WAS SO GLADENED, O LORD, YOU ARE TOO MUCH!
THE WONDERS OF THE PREVIOUS MONTH SPILLED OVER TO THIS ONE ,
 I WAS CALLED UPON TO IMPART YOUNG MINDS ON ICT, AND I WAS SO FULFILLED IN DOING IT,
LORD I THANK YOU FOR THAT PRIVILEDGE.

BEFORE THE MONTH ENDED YOU TOOK ME ON A SAFE TRIPTO MY HOME,
AND GREAT TIMES AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF MY CHAPEL WAS ADDED TO MY CATALOGUE OF
TESTIMONIES…TRULY SPEAKING, I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
WHEN SEPTEMBER CAME, IT WAS ME AT MY ALMA MATER,
REJOICING WITH FRIENDS ON THEIR SENDFORTH CEREMONY,
AFTER THAT, YOU DIDN’T WASTE TIME IN TAKING ME BACK SAFELY TO MY STATION AT LOKOJA,
YOU DIDN’T SLOW DOWN AT ALL IN LIFTING ME: INTELLECTUALLY AND SPIRITUALLY,
YOU GAVE ME THE OFFICE OF A STUDENT AFFAIRS MANAGER AT MY WORK PLACE,
I SAW YOU BUILDING MY DESTINY WITH STYLE AND VIGOR,
I WAS BECOMING A BETTER ME, BEING ABLE TO HELP LIVES; THANKS LORD!
THEN CAME OCTOBER, THE NATION’S BIRTH MONTH,
IT WAS PRIVILEDGE ONCE MORE FOR SERVICE,
I WAS CHOSEN TO MINISTER TO FLOOD VICTIMS WHICH I DID WITH MUCH PLEASURE,
I WON’T FORGET THE FINANCIAL BLESSING THAT FOLLOWED, AFTER THE PRESIDENT’S VISIT,
FATHER YOU ARE JUST TOO MUCH, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU PROVED SOMETHING AGAIN TO ME.
BEFORE THE MONTH ENDED, IT WAS MY BATCH “C’ FRIENDS’ BANQUET,
DURING WHICH YOU ANOINTED ME PRESIDENT OVER WCF IN LOKOJA AND THE WHOLE OF KOGI STATE,
AND THAT WAS JUST ANOTHER PRIVILEDGE TO  SERVE AND BE BLESSED FURTHER!
MEANWHILE, I HAD ALREADY BECOME THE SCRIBE IN MY CDS GROUP,
I STILL SAY THANKS A MILLION DEAR LORD!
BEFORE THE MONTH ENDED, YOU TOOK ME ON A TOUR TO OBAJANA CEMENT FACTORY,
AND YOU SHOWED ME UP TO DATE TECHNOLOGY IN APPLICATION, WHICH I NEVER HAD THE
 PRIVILEDGE OF SEEING DURING MY FIVE (5) YEARS OF UNDERGRADGUATE STUDIES IN THE UNIVERSITY.
I COULDN’T BUT WATCH WITH MY MOUTH AGAPE!
THE WONDER AT OBAJANA CULMINATED WITH THE NEWS OF THE MIRACLE WEDDING OF A DEAR
FRIEND IN ADDITION TO MY GOING TO WELCOME THE 2012 BATCH “C” CORPERS IN NOVEMBER-
ANOTHER PRIVILEDGE OF SERVING.
YOU GAVE ME AND MY COLLEAGUE GRACE TO STAY THERE FOR 21 DAYS,
WHICH YOU CAPPED WITH TESTIMONIES OF CORPERS WHO IDENTIFIED WITH US
 IN THE WINNERS FAMILY.
WHEN WE RETURNED TO LOKOJA, IT WAS GRACE SPEAKING ALL THE WAY,
“MAKING STREAMS FLOW IN THE WILDERNESS”
IT ALL HAPPENED LIKE A DREAM, BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME LEVERAGE-
 IN MY PLACE OF PRIMARY ASSIGNMMENT.
I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THESE AND COULDN’T HOLD IT BUT SAY YOU ARE TERRIFIC IN YOUR WAYS!
WHEN DECEMBER CAME, YOU FIRST TOLD ME: “YOU ARE FOR SIGNS”
THEN CAME THE CONVOCATION OF SAINTS TAGGED SHILOH 2012- DOUBLE PORTION SHILOH!
WHERE I RECEIVED THE TRANSFERENCE OF THE SPIRIT OF JUST MEN MADE PERFECT.
WHILE I WAS STILL BASKING IN THE EUPHORIA OF THAT,
 THE WEDDING OF A WINNERS CORPER, WHO HAD NOW TURNED GOLD, CAME UP
TO WHICH YOU LED ME WITH MY VICE PRESIDENT TO GRACE THE OCCASION,
I STILL SAY THANK YOU.
YOU TOOK ME TO CANAANLAND, TO FAITH TABERNACLEA AND TO COVENANT UNIVERSITY-
FOR SURE I KNEW MY DESTINY HAD TAKEN A NEW DIMENSION.
STILL ON THIS FLIGHT, YOU TOOK ME TO SUCCESS CAMP AND THEN TO REDEEMED CAMP,
WHERE I KNOW ITS AN ADDITIONAL DIMENSION OF GRACE RECEIVED FOR MY DESTINY.
THE YEAR IS YET TO END, AND AM CERTAIN WHAT LIES AHEAD IS BEYOND MY IMAGINATION,
I KNOW IT IS ABOUT DOUBLE PORTION SERIES AND SEASONS OF TESTIMONIES IN 2013,
I HAVE ENJOYED THE TRIP WITH YOU LORD IN 2012, I LOOK UP TO GREATER ONES…
I THOUGHT OF WHAT TO GIVE TO YOU FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE, AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH:
THANKS FOR THE EXPERINCE, THANKS FOR THE PRIVILEDGES, THANKS FOR TIMES OF SACRIFICES AND SERVICE, THANKS FOR WHAT I LOST, THANKS FOR WHAT I GAINED, THANKS FOR WHAT AM ABLE TO APPRECIATE NOW, AND THANKS FOR WHAT I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND… I JUST FELT LIKE PACKAGING THIS THANK YOU SCRIPT BECAUSE I SEE IT AS THE BEST I CAN GIVE. THANK YOU MY LORD, BECAUSE I WONDER WHERE I WOULD HAVE BEEN BY NOW IF NOT YOU.

YOUR BELOVED SON,
LOTACHUKWU, IN 2012.










Wednesday 12 December 2012

INFORMATION ON NYSC CERTIFICATES

TO: ALL APPLICANTS
We appreciate all our esteemed Ex-Corps Members, Employers of labour, and Stakeholders etc. for their quest of knowledge regarding our mandate.
Below are the various requirements for any of the under-listed needs.
VERIFICATION OF CERTIFICATE

Write a letter of request to the Director-General, National Youth Service Corps, Directorate Headqua...
rters, plot 416, Tigris Crescent, Maitama, Abuja. It should be marked “Attention: Director (Corps Certification)”
Make photocopies of the Certificate(s) that you want to be verified, serially numbered with your marker or pen and attach them to the letter. Please note that these are the Certificates produced by the National Youth Service Corps:
Certificate of National Service
Certificate of Exemption
Letter of Exclusion
(3) Submit your letter at the Director-General’s Registry on the sixth (6th) floor of the complex, that is, Yakubu Gowon House – NYSC NDHQ and await your reply.
(4) Other information to note:
(a) Ensure to reflect your e-mail address
(b) Ensure to reflect your telephone number and
(c) Ensure to reflect your traceable contact address on your letter
to us.

PROCEDURE FOR THE COLLECTION/REPLACEMENT OF CERTIFICATE OF EXEMPTION
In accordance with the National Youth Service Corps Decree 1993 section 2 subsection (1) it is stipulated that;
‘’With effect from 1st August, 1985, a person shall NOT be called upon to serve in the service corps if, at the date of graduation or obtaining his diploma or other professional qualification’’-

He is over the age of thirty (30) years
He has served in the Armed Forces of the Federation or the Nigeria Police Force for a period of more than nine months; or
He is a member of staff of any of the following, that is,
The Nigerian Security Organization or
The State Security Service, or
The National Intelligence Agency or
The Defence Intelligence Service or
He has been conferred with any National Honour.
These categories of persons are therefore exempted from service and issued with the Certificates of Exemption.
LEGIBILITY: - Nigerian Graduates either home or oversea trained who have the stipulated qualification of (B.SC, B.A or HND) from approved or accredited Institution by (NUC, NTBE or NCCE) are eligible for Exemption Certificate however while foreign trained graduates must submit their Certificates at the Mobilization Department for Evaluation.
PROCESS OF COLLECTION OF CERTIFICATE OF EXEMPTION

HOME TRAINED GRADUATES – The process begins from the Corps Producing Institutions i.e. the tertiary institutions attended. The School submits the master list of their graduates alongside with the Senate approved result to NYSC.
A print-out is processed by NYSC classifying those to be called up for service and those to be exempted. This print-out is sent back to the Institutions for verifications and corrections after which they are returned to NYSC as an agreed/corrected document.
With the print-out, the Certificates of Exemption are produced, documented and sent back to the Institutions for issuance to the appropriate persons.
Please note: Collection of Certificate of Exemption for home trained graduates is only done in the Institution of graduation and not in NYSC office.

FOREIGN TRAINED GRADUATES
The process begins with the evaluation of credentials and other related documents i.e. International passport. After the evaluation of credentials the foreign trained graduate is then registered and this is physically done at the NYSC directorate headquarters, Abuja.
It is at the point of registration that the classification of who to be called-up or who to be exempted; is determined.
ii. Certificates of Exemption are therefore produced for those exempted from service.
iii. Such Certificates of Exemption for foreign graduates are to be collected at the NYSC directorate headquarters at the stipulated time communicated.
Please note, that collection of Certificate of Exemption is grouped under the three batches of the service year, depending on the date of registration. This equally would be communicated to exempted graduates at the point of registration.
NOTE: Collection of Certificate of Exemption is strictly with identification such as International passport and the bearer MUST BE PHYSICALLY PRESENT.
CORRECTIONS/COMPLAINTS
Issues of complaints and corrections for home trained graduates are to be routed through the Institutions of graduation. The school then forwards such cases with necessary attachments such as photocopy of print-out to NYSC for the purpose of rectification or further necessary action.
Foreign trained graduates are to submit handwritten application with the attachment of photocopy of International passport –data page and original Certificate of Exemption to be addressed to the Director-General, NYSC NDHQ, Abuja, indicating their address and telephone number.

REPLACEMENT
In the case of loss of Certificate of Exemption, the following steps are to be taken.
Home Trained:

A letter of notification/request routed through the Institution of graduation and addressed to the Director-General, NYSC.
Police Extract/Report
Court Affidavit
Where available, a copy of the lost Certificate of Exemption
Foreign Trained:

A letter of notification/request addressed to the Director-General, NYSC.
Police Extract/Report
Court Affidavit
Photocopy of International passport
Where available, the copy of the lost Certificate of Exemption
It is in policy the Scheme does not reprint lost or burnt Certificates. Letters of Confirmation are issued in places of lost.
COLLECTION/REPLACEMENT OF CERTIFICATE OF NATIONAL SERVICE
“A” Modalities for the collection of Certificate of National Service

Certificate of National Service is issued to State Secretariats at the Directorate headquarters through the State Certification Officers thrice a year for delivery to deserving Corps members.
Only Corps members duly discharged from National Service and Certificated on presentation of letters of clearance from employers, CDS Inspectors and I.D card are issued with Certificates.
Those who benefited from WAP loan facility are issued theirs on full repayment of the loans.
Corps members with pending disciplinary case(s) are not certificated until he/she is cleared.
“B’’.LOST CERTIFICATE OF NATIONAL SERVICE
In the case of loss of Certificate of Exemption, the following steps are to be taken.

Police Extract/Report
Court Affidavit
Letter of Introduction from where the Ex-Corps member is discharged i.e. State of Service
Where available, a copy of the lost Certificate
It is in policy that the Scheme does not reprint lost or burnt Certificates. Letter of Confirmation is issued in place of lost.
‘’C’’.ERROR IN CERTIFICATE
Upon noticing any error on your Certificate, return it immediately to the State Certification Officer for possible correction where the error is traceable to NYSC. Certificates are produced based on what the Ex-Corps member penned on the format during the orientation exercise.
In case you are to proceed to NYSC NDHQ for collection of corrected Certificate, the following are required of you.

Letter of Introduction from the NYSC State Secretariat addressed to the Director-General.
Handwritten application.
Valid I.D Card
NOTE: Certificate of National Service is not issued by proxy.
MODALITIES AND STEPS FOR ISSUANCE OF TEMPORARY LETTER OF EXCLUSION

Graduates of various Institutions who have completed their part-time programme and have obtained their Degrees/HND/Certificates or Professional qualification as regulated by NUC/NBTE or evaluated by the Federal Ministry Education with effect from 2001 to date are eligible to be issued Letters of Exclusion.
Application for the issuance of Letters of Exclusion should apply to the office of the Director-General and attach the photocopies of the following:
Degree/HND/Professional Certificate or Statement of Result
Means of Identification e.g. I.D cards- Driver’s license, International passport
One passport photograph
Physically present himself at the National Directorate Headquarters with
the following documents;

Original Certificate and or
Original Statement of Result
Identity Card, Driver’s License or International Passport
One passport photograph.

Applicants to report to the Exclusion Division of the Corps Certification Department, 48 hours after submission of application for necessary attention.
MODALITIES/STEPS FOR REPLACEMENT OF LOST LETTER OF EXCLUSION

Presentation of Letter of application for replacement attached with the following documents.
Police extract
Court Affidavit
Photocopy of lost original letter of exclusion.
Where the above (c) is not available, the applicant must furnish the department with the date of issuance and certificate number.
Original copy of his/her Institutions Certificate of graduation.
Identity card or driver’s license or International passport.
NOTE:

NYSC Original Letter of Exclusion is not replaceable hence client will only be issued with letter of attestation/confirmation.

Thursday 8 November 2012

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

More than hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, read his name in the obituary column. The newspaper had reported the death of the wrong person by mistake. His first response was shock. “Am I here or there?” When he regained his composure, his second thought was to find out what people said about him.

The obituary read, “Dynamite King Dies.” And also “He was the merchant of death.” This man was the inventor of dynamite and when he read the words “merchant of death,” he asked himself a question, “Is this how I am going to be remembered?” He got in touch with his feelings and decided that this was not the way he wanted to be remembered. From that day on, he started working toward peace. His name was Alfred Nobel and he is remembered today by the great Nobel Prize.

I have said it here time without number that the only perfect human being is the person who can walk on water and I don’t know if there is any human being who can do that. It goes to show that as human beings, we are bound to make mistakes. But the problem is, some of us don’t learn from our mistakes. Some think it’s too late to make corrections. But come to think of it, is it ever late to start over again?

Colonel Sanders had the construction of a new road put him out of business in 1967 and so he retired from the railroad broke and alone at 65 years! He got his first Social Security check for $105, and he got mad. But instead of blaming society or just writing congress a nasty note, he started asking himself, “What could I do that would be valuable for other people? His first answer was, well I have this chicken recipe everyone seems to love! He went and started knocking on doors, telling each restaurant owner his story; “I’ve got great chicken recipe, and I think if you use it, it will increase your sales. And I’ like to get a percentage of that increase.”

Well, many people laughed. They said, “Look, old man, get out of here. What are you wearing that stupid white suit for?” Instead of feeling bad about the last restaurant that had rejected his idea, he immediately started focusing on how to tell his story more effectively and get better results from the next restaurant. He spent two years driving across America in his old, beat-up car, sleeping in the back seat in his rumpled white suit because he couldn’t afford a motel room, getting up each day eager to share his idea with someone new. Often, the only food he had was a quick bite of the sample he was preparing for prospective buyers.

All in all, Colonel Sanders was rejected 1, 001 times before he heard his first yes. Few years later, at the age of seventy-five, Colonel Sanders sold his fried chicken company for a finger-licking $15 million! Today there are thousands of Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises in hundreds of countries all over the world.

Dear reader, that you are alive means you still have the opportunity to make corrections in any aspect of your life. Be bold enough to take responsibility. I believe in you. I know you can make it.
This inspirational was initially Posted by Uju Onyechinyere on Facebook.

Thursday 11 October 2012

DON'T LIVE ON BORROWED MONEY



  1. This is a thought I have always held on my mind. I have always wondered if any other person shares the same opinion. It is an approach I have to life which I can’t really remember how I caught it. This thought, or opinion, or approach, whichever you choose, is the target of living a debt free life. Somehow, living on borrowed money or borrowing to survive is one thing I detest and those lines of Scripture that says, ‘Owe no man anything…’ and the other one that says, ‘the borrower is a slave to the lender’ encourages my resolve not to go the way of the borrower. I also agree that a man who desires to attain financial freedom must form a habit of not borrowing to live. While I kept gleaning from pages on financial wisdom I came across this piece by Faith A. Oyedepo to the singles and it says,
  2. “What do you gain buying clothes, shoes, jewellery, television set, telephone hand set, etc on credit when the ones you have are not complaining? Who are you trying to impress? Please live your size per time and cut off from friends who drive you to live above your means. Engage in buying things that are necessary and vital per time for God hates waste. (John 6:12)”
  3. Those lines actually triggered me to put up this piece and I hope it benefits you real good. Thanks for reading this and God bless you!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME
Look what you've done for me:
Your blood has set me free.
Jesus my Lord, look what you've done for me.

I haven't been the same,
Ever since that day i called your name:
YAHWEH! YAHWEH!!
Look what you've done for me.

What can i do for you my Lord?
I want you to know my heart is yours,
It's not a question of what you can do for me;
What can i do for you my Lord?

Up to your cross i crawl;
Now i'am standing ten feet tall!
Jesus my Saviour look what you've done for me,
Am free at last! Yea, Am free!

I owe you my life completely
YAHWEH! YAHWEH!!
Look what you've done for me!
Hallelujah!

Sunday 9 September 2012

SEE THAT YOU STAY FOCUSED



Just like in the case of Jesus and Peter, when Peter was rebuking the Lord about His talk of how He would pass through sufferings as the Messiah... " And he began to teach them, that the Son of man must suffer many things, and be rejected by the elders, and the chief priests, and the scribes, and be killed, and after three days rise again."(Mark 8:31)  we should learn to handle the case like Jesus who called Peter Satan at that instance because he tried to persuade Him out of the purpose of His coming to earth..." And he spake the saying openly. And Peter took him, and began to rebuke him."(Mark 8:32)... But he turning about, and seeing his disciples, rebuked Peter, and saith, Get thee behind me, Satan; for thou mindest not the things of God, but the things of men…”(Mark 8:33). We as followers of Christ should not take lightly the persuasions from men to abandon our life's purpose all because they feel we don't deserve to pursue that or may be because they feel they have a better option for us. Remember, such persuasions of diversion from divine purpose could come from beloved brethren, little wonder Jesus got His from Peter (the most capable one to take over from Him as leader of the apostles, per say). So, my dear, write down the vision for your life as God gave it you, and you know what? Make sure you stick to it even in the midst of storms of persuasions from more "visionary" friends who feel they love you more than you love yourself. You are blessed.

Saturday 8 September 2012

THE POWER OF VISION

I wish to start my exegesis by portraying vision in the context i want to dwell on.
Vision is a glimpse of the ultimate purpose of a person's life which in this case is as determined by the Supreme Being. Vision can also be seen as capturing the future in the present. Vision is important because it gives your life a focus. Also, Vision defines your scope and jurisdiction in life. Vision helps you understand that you are not everything and cannot be everything. You cannot do everything, you are only assigned to specific duties, functions and assignments in order to make real impact and achieve true success. Vision helps you to define life. Where there is no definition there will be deviations. And life is too short to allow too many deviations. Find your place in life and see how your life makes a lasting impart and impact. Life is too short to experiment with, therefore, go for vision.

Friday 7 September 2012

WEIRD THINGS HUMANS DO DAILY, AND WHY

Cry
How odd that sadness causes water to spill from our eyes! Among all animals, we alone cry tears of emotion.

Not only do they serve the purpose of communicating feelings of distress, scientists believe tears also carry certain undesirable hormones and other proteins that are produced during periods of stress out of the body, which may explain the cathartic effect of "a good cry."


Hiccup
Hiccups are involuntary spasms of the diaphragm — the muscular membrane in your chest that figures importantly in breathing. A spell of them ensues when that muscle gets irritated, often by the presence of too much food in the stomach, or too little.

Weirdly, though, hiccups are as useless as they are annoying; they serve no apparent purpose. One hypothesis suggests they may be a remnant of a primitive sucking reflex. Whatever the ancient function, they are little more than a nuisance now — something to be gotten rid of via a variety of creative folk remedies.


Sleep
We spend roughly one-third of our lives asleep. No human can go without it for more than a handful of days, and yet sleep may be the least understood of all our activities.

It certainly allows for a lot of body "maintenance work," from production of chemicals that get used during waking hours to the self-organization of neurons in the developing brain. REM sleep, with its high neuronal activity, occurs for longer each night during periods of brain growth.

Several theories point to sleep as a state vital to memory and learning. It may help ingrain episodic memories into long-term storage, and it also may simply give our mental waking activities a much-needed break.


Blush
Turns out, the cheek-reddening reaction is a universal human response to social attention. Everyone does it — some more than others. Common blushing triggers include meeting someone important, receiving a compliment and experiencing a strong emotion in a social situation.

Blush biology works like this: Veins in the face dilate, causing more blood to flow into your cheeks and producing a rosy complexion. However, scientists are stumped as to why all that happens, or what function it serves.


Kiss
It's weird, when you think about it, that swapping spit seems romantic. Turns out it's a biological instinct.

Kissing allows people to use smell and taste to assess each other as potential mates. People's breath and saliva carry chemical signals as to whether they are healthy or sick, and in the case of females, whether they're ovulating — all important messages for potential partners in reproduction.

Furthermore, the skin around peoples' noses and mouths is coated with oils that contain pheromones, chemicals that broadcast information about a person's biological makeup. When people pick up each other's pheromones during a sloppy kiss, they'll subconsciously become either more or less sexually attracted to each other depending on what they detect.

Alongside the chemosensory cues exchanged during kisses, psychologists also believe the actual physical act of kissing helps couples bond. This theory is supported by the fact that oxytocin — a hormone that increases most peoples' feelings of sociality, love and trust — floods brains when mouths kiss.


Fart
The answer may stink, but everything we eat or drink gives us gas. In fact, it's normal to fart up to half a gallon (1.9 liters), or about 15 to 20 toots worth of gas each day.

Particularly fragrant flatulence, however, comes from colonies of bacteria shacked up inside our lower intestinal tract. In the process of converting our meals into useful nutrients, these food-munching microbes produce a smelly by-product of hydrogen sulfide gas—the same stench that emanates from rotten eggs.

Just like the rest of us, the bacteria like munching on sugary foods best. The types of sugar naturally present in milk, fruit — and, of course, beans — produce the most farts .


Laugh
The punchline of a joke hits you, and with it comes a funny feeling: You're suddenly overcome by the urge to yell out spastically , over and over. Laughing is weird. Why do we do it?

Psychologists think this behavioral response serves as a signal to others by spreading positive emotions , decreasing stress and contributing to group cohesion. For those same reasons, chimps and orangutans smile and laugh during social play too.

In fact, many hypothesize that laughing evolved from panting. When our prehuman ancestors wrestled playfully with each other, they got all panty… and that eventually turned into getting laughy.


Blink
It's not that strange that we blink: The tenth-of-a-second-long activity clears away dust particles and spreads lubricating fluids across the eyeball. What is strange, though, is that we fail to notice the world plunging into darkness every two to 10 seconds!

Scientists have found that the human brain has a talent for ignoring the momentary blackout. The very act of blinking suppresses activity in several areas of the brain responsible for detecting environmental changes, so that you experience the world around you as continuous.


Zone out
No matter how hard we might try to stay focused on an everyday task, such as brushing our teeth or queuing for coffee, we simply can't stop our minds from wandering. Fortunately, those bizarre bouts of cognition sans awareness known as "zoning out" are actually a good thing. They’re vital to creativity and imaginative thought.

Instead of staying completely focused on a dull and familiar external stimulus, neuroscience research shows that our attention waxes and wanes, and we spend 13 percent of the time "zoned out." During this time, we are free to float along internal streams of consciousness, following wherever our minds randomly take us — perhaps arriving at a "eureka!" moment, or at the very least, a spontaneous and interesting idea.

See in 3-D
Hey, wait a second… how do two eyes produce 3-D vision?

It's actually a trick of the mind (or three tricks, to be exact). First, our brains utilize "binocular disparity" — the slight difference between the images seen by our left and right eyes. Our brains use the two skewed versions of a scene to reconstruct its depth.

For a close-up object, the brain registers the "convergence" of our eyes, or the angle they swing through to focus on the object, to decide how far away it is.

When glancing at things on the go, we subconsciously gauge distance by registering "parallax." That's the difference in speed at which closer and farther objects seem to move as you pass them.


Get pins & needles
Hitting your funny bone isn't very funny. Neither is crossing your legs for too long, or waking up at night with a dead-seeming hand that gradually tingles back to life. What causes that horrible "pins and needles" sensation?

It happens when you apply too much extra weight or pressure on a nerve, temporarily inhibiting its function, and then remove the pressure. As the nerve gradually returns to normal, our brain somehow interprets its activity as a tingling sensation — pins and needles.


Take risks
Risky endeavors can be deadly, as exemplified by the frequency of fatal sky-diving and mountain-climbing accidents. So, why don’t we all just stay home and watch Netflix? Why this urge to do dangerous things?

Psychologists say risk-taking stems from our need to impress potential mates. Men face more intra-intimate competition than women, and so they must advertise their intimate fitness — through daring exploits — more overtly. This explains why men tend to take even more risks when they’re in groups. Though women are generally more risk-averse, everyone strives to impress on occasion.

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1307-10-weird-behaviors-humans-do-every-day-why.html
 
Adapted from Nairaland.